Happy New Year (For Keyholders)

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Kids have it tough these days. With all the selfies, hashtags and twerking (voted some of the most annoying words of the year, btw), how are they ever gonna grow up to be well adjusted adults? Now, they can’t even get to the champagne to celebrate the new year in drunken style like all their supposed role models.

Sorry kids, because; that’s why. As for the rest of us adults, we totes get to nom nom nom that champagne. Happy 2014, all!

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