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Category: Novelty
See And Drink With Party Animal Face Coasters
Got a nose? Have a face? Use your mouth? Well, then. You are in luck! These Party Animal Face Coasters will liven up the party indoors and out. Perhaps taking their design cue from people holding LP record covers over their faces, the drink coasters hold one major advantage over that activity, namely, being able… Continue reading See And Drink With Party Animal Face Coasters
Talking Spatula Flips Burgers — Hilarity Ensues
Comedy and hamburgers just go together. Wait. No they don’t. Burgers are serious business. Just ask Wimpy and his perpetual need to pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today (assuming it is not actually Tuesday, of course). When it is burger time, it is burger time; no fooling around. Unless, of course, you have the… Continue reading Talking Spatula Flips Burgers — Hilarity Ensues
No Soup Spoon For You
No soup spoon for you. Sure, you could try to enjoy soup with this Suck UK Sugar Skull Spoon, but what good what it do? Perhaps if you manage to procure a soup recipe — say from a nice armoire — you can make a nice chunky soup so it doesn’t all drain through those… Continue reading No Soup Spoon For You
Wow, Icee Maker Gets 11 One-Star Reviews, Wee
Above we see the WowWee ICEE Deluxe Slushy Machine. There are a couple of smiling kids pictured on the box. Chances are, they did not use this machine. As of today, there are eleven one-star reviews. Not one review gives it more than one star. Ouch. Kinda makes me wanna try it… Or not. When… Continue reading Wow, Icee Maker Gets 11 One-Star Reviews, Wee
The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener
Wow, that was quick. Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions. Here is the full description. Yes,… Continue reading The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener