Category — Novelty

Um… it’s a Squirrel Coffee Cup. The squirrel is not included. It’s currently $6.73. For a little porcelain cup. Like little-little. Just over an inch square. Nope, I don’t get it. But for those that do, here’s a squirrel* to go with it.

*Squirrel not shown to scale

These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags hide your lunch in plain sight. Co-workers will never, ever know that there’s a delicious ham and cheese sandwich hiding within these baggies. And if they do suspect the true identity, at least you’ll give them a smile as they chow down on your lunch!

Product Description:

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge. One bag has the traditional Groucho disguise on it, the other a monocle and mustache combo. You get 10 of each design on 7″ x 8-3/4″ (18 cm x 22 cm) clear, locking plastic bags. Illustrated box.

Candy canes are nice to look at; eating them… well, eh. Let’s just say there are plenty of other candy options that many would reach for first. Perhaps that’s why they are only plentiful during one time of the year. (Just like the evil creation known as candy corn.) Luckily there is a way to have your candy and not have to eat it too.

The DCI Candy Cane Tea Infuser is a clever way to enjoy the ubiquitous holiday ‘treat’ without having to pry it away from your teeth hours later. Fill with tea leaves, steep as desired and relax to a nice cup of tea. Perhaps while hanging real candy canes on the tree.

Product Description:
Have a delightful cup of tea at the Holidays with this Candy Cane Tea Infuser. This red and white striped infuser will hold your favorite tea leaves and brew you the perfect cup of tea. Simply put loose tea inside the candy cane, close and hang from your mug. Fill with hot water and brew tea to your desired strength. Remove infuser and enjoy.

Finally! Something both sides of the political spectrum can agree upon. The Burnt Impressions Obama Toaster. The left gets to see the leader of the free world immortalized on toast, while the right gets to make jokes about the president being toasted in the polls. And then everybody gets to eat toast! See? Politics is easy.

Seriously, the Chargers have a stupid logo. Especially considering how they have been playing. But fear not, sports fans: There are 31 other NFL Protoast Toasters to choose from!

But if for some reason you insist on being a Chargers fan, it should be noted that the above image was manipulated and the official Chargers logo doesn’t form a frowny-face. Yet.

When is $300 for a slice of pizza a good deal? When it is a handmade Pizza Sleeping Bag of course. Etsy user brookish7 created this masterpiece and then put it up for sale. Not surprisingly, it didn’t last long. Looks like that (oh-so-common) dream of curling up with the perfect slice will have to wait a bit longer.

(Via Gizmodo)