Behold the Toaster Hat by Fox-Blue on DeviantArt!
It may not plug in any longer, but I’m guessing you still don’t want to wear this cowboy hat in the rain. Or the sun. Especially the sun, considering the metal construction and all. Still, nice hat! Perfect for indoor kitchen appliance rodeos.
May 31, 2013 No Comments
Oh, garlic how good you can be. Added to anything and your distinctive aroma entices. You can be smashed, chopped, baked or broiled. And let’s not forget sliced. ‘But sliced garlic can be difficult to handle,’ some might say. True, slickery little cloves try to run away. But not when enshrined in the Zyliss Garlic Slicer.
The garlic gadget consists of a food holder designed to contain any wayward cloves. Just peel a clove off the bulb, pop it in the contraption and slice away. Then fry, bake and sauté for all to delight. And no worries, the base stores any excess. Better yet, the device is less than ten bucks. Sliced garlic, you belong in everything.
May 29, 2013 No Comments
Its name is Sasquatch. Its mission: deliver the drinks; ten at a time. Your mission? Enjoy the long weekend. Preferably with nine friends!
The rumors are true! Forget everything you know about cocktail shakers and upgrade to a our supernatural sized sasquatch cocktail shaker! Large enough to scare off mild partiers at a glance, our giant cocktail shaker allows you to make martinis or margaritas for 10 all at once, and is sure to quench even the most monstrous of thirsts! Not only is it a conversation starter, it’s fully functional as well. With a giant cocktail shaker of this size we definitely recommend sharing among the villagers (aka guests), because no one person should try to take on this beast alone. Sasquatch extremely large cocktail shaker holds 110oz, is made of stainless steel, and features a built-in strainer to keep the fruit pulp and ice from escaping into the wild and into your cocktail glass. Shaker stands 15 ½” tall and can hold up to 110 oz. Hand washing is recommended.
May 24, 2013 No Comments
Stop having convenience store jealousy. What convenience store jealousy you may ask? Why that would be the sense of condiment envy that one gets after being hypnotized by the endlessly spinning hot dogs by the register. All those condiments just waiting to be piled on…
Even though one can walk into their local Costco and pick up all the #10 cans of ketchup and mustard that they can haul, what to do with them in the home environment has always been a mystery. Until now.
Now, with a simple internet purchase and a trip to the big warehouse store, you too can have the convenience of the convenience store right in your own kitchen!
…Of course you’ll need one of these to go along with your new found condiment pride. (At least for the mustard can, that is.)
May 22, 2013 No Comments
This has gone too far, internet. Stop it.
Actually, no. Keep going. Now I want bacon. It worked. Carry on. Mmm, bacon…
May 16, 2013 No Comments
Everybody needs to expand their horizons every now and then. Even the monsters amongst us. Perhaps especially the monsters amongst us… and considering how some of us feel before that first cup of the day, that might be a lot of us.
May 14, 2013 No Comments