Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a sharp cutting implement. Relationships require trust, right? Like, perhaps, the trust to order the pizza with the correct toppings. (Or, more importantly the trust to not order the pizza with the incorrect toppings, because anchovies do not equal love.) Knowing this, pizza places long ago came up with the idea of half-toppings. Really, just think how many relationships were saved with the concept. Yes, everybody can be happy. Now, if it’s a frozen pizza that’s another story… and it will need a pizza cutter regardless of what the toppings are.
One way to accomplish the pizza cutting is with the sharp Love Pizza Cutter that promises pizza to be a ‘slice of love.’ If you are picking up one for your honey on Valentine’s Day, you’ll need a pizza to go with it. Have a romantic night in and pick up a pie, making sure, of course, to get the correct toppings! Let’s keep that ‘slice of love’ confined to the pizza.
February 9, 2015 No Comments
Looks like the Darrell Bevell, the offensive coordinator for Seattle (for now…) could have used an in-game snack before making that play call. All he had to do was let Marshawn Lynch run the ball three times and the Seahawks would have won the Super Bowl. Oh well. Maybe next time Marshawn will share his Skittles.
Beast Mode needs his fuel. pic.twitter.com/dJUypnlfJ5
— NFLonCBS (@NFLonCBS) February 1, 2015
February 2, 2015 No Comments
Happy big game day! Not only is it the Super Bowl of football (and television commercials), but it is also the Super Bowl of the snack food! Best (and worst) food day since Thanksgiving.
If you’re hosting a Super Bowl party, be sure to have both teams represented on the living room table. Whether you are rooting for Patriot’s red or Seahawk’s green, having food to match is but one way to ensure parity at the viewing party. Of course, beware what you serve around those Patriot’s fans; there’s a good chance they’ll let all the air out of a spinach souffle.
Play it safe and score a touchdown with the Crock-Pot SCCPMD1-CH Hook Up Connectable Entertaining System, Double Oval 1-quart. Just don’t be surprised to find any “nautical blue” food coloring added to the mix that nobody seems to know how it got there!
February 1, 2015 No Comments
No soup spoon for you. Sure, you could try to enjoy soup with this Suck UK Sugar Skull Spoon, but what good what it do? Perhaps if you manage to procure a soup recipe — say from a nice armoire — you can make a nice chunky soup so it doesn’t all drain through those little holes. Or just maybe use a regular spoon. Although it is a pretty sweet looking spoon and would go nicely with a sugar skull apron.
January 23, 2015 No Comments
It’s a new year, which means resolutions (already broken since it’s the sixth) and turning over a new leaf. Also, January means cold weather, which really means there will not be much grilling going on. However, it’s all about the preparation for the upcoming grilling season.
Remember last year? That time you spilled your beer? It spilled onto the grill and you discovered a wonderful new marinade? Yeah, it doesn’t happen like that. More often than not, the coals get doused and the barbecue is ruined. So sad. Unless you have a grilling companion to watch over your beer.
The Fabulous Chef Metal Grilling Beer Bottle Holder is sold out right now, but someday it will be ready to man the grill again. More importantly, this little guy will keep your beverage safely ensconced and out of harm’s way — or you can use it hold that fabulous marinade you discovered last year.
January 6, 2015 No Comments
This rare shot of the elusive chocolate fountain shows the creature in all its naked glory. This fine specimen is called the Ovente SBL-811 Chocolate Fondue Fountain and can hold up to 2 pounds of chocolate — which is certainly more visually appealing than the raw, naked beast you see before you now.
Rarely seen in this state out of its natural environment of the all-you-can-eat restaurant, this magnificent creature can now be yours to have in your very own home — just don’t forget to feed it.
December 16, 2014 No Comments