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Unicorn Apron For Serving Up Magic And Rainbows

Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron

As everyone knows, unicorns are delicious. But you have to know what you are doing when you portion one up; like any animal, the beast has cuts that are tender and not-so-tender. For quick reference to what part is what, be sure to use the Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron. With this one piece of kitchen apparel, you’ll be able to get it right, from head to tail. Or rather, make that from magic to rainbows.

April 9, 2011   No Comments

Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf

Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf

Bacon may not be healthy to eat every day, but wearing it should pose no health risks. And besides, bacon never goes out of style. Check out the Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf over at ThinkGeek.

November 5, 2010   No Comments

This is the apron you are looking for (if you’re not George Lucas)

Come to the Dark Side Apron

“Come to the dark side. We have cookies… – V”

Really I don’t see that there really is a choice; everybody knows the dark side has the best cookies. Unless of course, the dark side is where George Lucas keeps his lawyers ready to pounce on any dubious unlicensed goods from Star, er, Stir Wars. Ol’ George may let the Come to the Dark Side Apron pass (just who exactly is ‘V’?), but just be extra careful when making a C-3PO shiny gold or R2-D2 short and squat version—droid is a registered trademark of LucasFilm.

January 13, 2010   No Comments

Potato or potatoe, it all spells g-l-o-v-e-s

Potato Scrubbing Gloves

There’s something extremely comforting about knowing what things are what. Some of us like to have this information explicitly spelled out for us. However, these Potato Scrubbing Gloves may cause some confusion. Although they are clearly marked “potato”, I don’t believe they would fry up too nicely. If you don’t want to risk being labeled a potato yourself, veer away from these somewhat confusing gloves.

As a side note, there’s a joke in here somewhere about Dan Quayle not wearing his potato mittens to school as a child, but I’m too lazy to find it. Hmm… seeing as that is such a couch potato maneuver, maybe these gloves aren’t such a bad fit after all!

September 4, 2009   No Comments

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