Unicorn Apron For Serving Up Magic And Rainbows

As everyone knows, unicorns are delicious. But you have to know what you are doing when you portion one up; like any animal, the beast has cuts that are tender and not-so-tender. For quick reference to what part is what, be sure to use the Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron. With this one piece of… Continue reading Unicorn Apron For Serving Up Magic And Rainbows

This is the apron you are looking for (if you’re not George Lucas)

“Come to the dark side. We have cookies… – V” Really I don’t see that there really is a choice; everybody knows the dark side has the best cookies. Unless of course, the dark side is where George Lucas keeps his lawyers ready to pounce on any dubious unlicensed goods from Star, er, Stir Wars.… Continue reading This is the apron you are looking for (if you’re not George Lucas)

Potato or potatoe, it all spells g-l-o-v-e-s

There’s something extremely comforting about knowing what things are what. Some of us like to have this information explicitly spelled out for us. However, these Potato Scrubbing Gloves may cause some confusion. Although they are clearly marked “potato”, I don’t believe they would fry up too nicely. If you don’t want to risk being labeled… Continue reading Potato or potatoe, it all spells g-l-o-v-e-s