Wow, that was quick.
Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.
Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.
Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift
June 30, 2014 No Comments
Gag gifts can be tricky business; sometimes the gag is on the gifter and not on the giftee. No, not because of inappropriateness or other faux pas, but because they arrive to the party flat-out empty handed. Why? Because they decided to keep the gag gift instead of give it away.
Considering that the Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass is actually made of glass and not cheap plastic, it’s a novelty gift that might not end up in the hands of the intended recipient. Anticipating this, the product page actually has an option to purchase a set of two. Of course, the 149 customer reviews filled with people saying they kept the wine glass bottle instead of gifting it probably clued them in. Cheers!
February 10, 2014 No Comments
Oh, those kitties. Always trying to get attention by pawing whatever you are doing. Whether reading a book, working on the computer or just lazing about, the cat wants to be involved. And drink a beer with you too.
The SODIAL(R) Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift is a bottle opener for those that appreciate demanding felines. Except now, you get to put them to work opening your beer bottle. Now if they could only learn to fetch one from the fridge.
February 5, 2014 No Comments
Know somebody who has 100 bottles of wine on the wall? Well, have you ever just found the perfect gift for them!
Here we have 100 Used Wine Corks ready to be reunited with bottles after they have been taken down and passed around. After all, one tends to lose track after 100 bottles of wine, so having this cache of corks nearby is sure to come in handy.
Or, one could use these corks for craft projects like making coasters, trivets and bulletin boards, but whatever.
January 24, 2014 No Comments
Who knows what lurks in the murky depth of the ice bucket? You do! At least you will after picking up the Wine Enthusiast Double Walled Iceless Wine Bottle Chiller.
Instead of a slowly melting mess, hiding at the bottom of the ice bucket, there will be nothing but clean, crisp air. No ice, no muss and no fuss. Just pre-chill the bottle and the acrylic cooler will keep it from warming up.
All you’ve got to worry about is knowing the wine label will be soon through those double walls — therefore, not recommended for Two (and-a-half, now) Buck Chuck!
January 10, 2014 No Comments
Kids have it tough these days. With all the selfies, hashtags and twerking (voted some of the most annoying words of the year, btw), how are they ever gonna grow up to be well adjusted adults? Now, they can’t even get to the champagne to celebrate the new year in drunken style like all their supposed role models.
Sorry kids, because; that’s why. As for the rest of us adults, we totes get to nom nom nom that champagne. Happy 2014, all!
December 31, 2013 No Comments