Happy Halloween! Pro tip: Serve Witches’ Cauldron Soup with the recipe for Black Cat Cupcakes on the back of the card. (In other words “any vegetable soup.”)
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Happy Halloween
Black Cat Cupcakes. Mmmmm. I mean Boooooo. I mean Happy Halloween!
What To Do With All That (Lame) Halloween Candy
Near the bottom of the Halloween candy hierarchy is hard candy. Trick or treating is about going door to door, freeloading off of our neighbors and rating how cool they are by what candy they dole out. Chocolate bars? A-ok. Hard candy? Lame. Just a step up from granola snacks or rice crackers.
Damn kids won’t set my porch on fire this Halloween
Pumpkins must not mind being impaled by sharp objects. Around this time of year they do seem to always have that stupid grin on their faces. I’d say that’s proof positive that using the Pumpkin Pal Stake to illuminate the carcass jack-o’-lantern this Halloween is a-okay. Besides, using two AAA batteries won’t set the porch… Continue reading Damn kids won’t set my porch on fire this Halloween
Laziest Halloween costume ever
Every year I plan Halloween costumes, yet every year I end up being Dead Guy. Even though I swear up and down that I’m going to make some elaborate costume, somehow Dead Guy continues to rise. Well no longer! This year instead of the mad rush to Walgreens to pickup some $1.98 face paint, I’m… Continue reading Laziest Halloween costume ever
Spooky gingerbread house is a home for candy corn
As far as gingerbread houses go, Halloween seems like the perfect holiday for them. Candy flows freely during this time of year, a happenstance that offers mounds of sugary treats just waiting to be converted into building supplies. Alas, the fat man in the red suit has usurped this logical practice, turning gingerbread houses everywhere… Continue reading Spooky gingerbread house is a home for candy corn