Even Jedi Masters need to sit down and have a nice meal every once in a while. Dining in the glow of a light saber sometimes does the trick, but if it accidentally gets knocked over, sparks will fly. Luckily for all, there is the Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. It won’t provide the same awesome illumination as would a real light saber, but then again, it won’t cut the table in half if it falls over.

For thirty bucks, it’s doubtful that those grapes are made of glass, but wouldn’t it be cool if they were? Actually, this Grapevine Desk And Table Touch Lamp is still kinda cool. And besides, after drinking a few glasses of wine, you won’t have to worry so much about knocking it over.

The microwave is a toy. A science toy…

(Via Dvice)

While it may seem like a cruel practical joke to play on your household, Aunt Sadie’s Bacon Premium Scented Candle does offer all of the smell of frying bacon with none of the fat… Ah, who are we trying to kid here? Smell of bacon but no bacon to eat? Evil. Pure rendered evil.

What do a candle and a steaming White Castle burger have in common? Nothing, except they are both only good after dark. While late nights and a belly full of booze may be required for admission into a White Castle dining establishment, the White Castle Ceramic Scented Candle doesn’t require an altered state to be used. Especially useful for Left-Coasters who must endure In-N-Out Burgers to satisfy that burger craving. < /sarcasm >

Wine is best enjoyed in low-light situations. Mood lighting, candlelight, fireplace, you name it: being able to see just doesn’t go with wine. While drinking (and storing) wine is preferable out of direct light, pouring wine isn’t particularly a good activity to do in the dark.

Understanding this dilemma, the Tipsee Wine Bottle Task Light shines a light in these light-challenged environments. Attaching directly to the neck of a wine bottle, the bright LED lets you see where you are pouring. Of course as convenient as this wine gadget may be, it won’t help much if you are already seeing double.

(Via Coolest Gadgets)