What better way to say “I love you” than as Darth Vader would say it?

“Fwoooh Haaaa. Fwoooh Haaaaa.”

Or maybe just say it with cookies. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Star Wars Gift Darth Vader Red Valentines Day Gift Head Kitchen Ceramic Candy Cookie Jar

(For those so inclined, here are more attempts to spell Darth Vader’s breathing.)

Now that Disney owns the Star Wars franchise, we will probably be seeing a bunch of new toys and collectables featuring the well-known characters — along with other characters under the massive Disney umbrella.

Expect to see forthcoming Star Wars merch with Space Mickey peeking out from behind some space rocks. Perhaps Princess Leia will find a home in Sleeping Beauty Castle. I wonder how they’ll work in poor Pluto…

As the Grand Marshals now and forever of any Main Street Electrical Parade, R2-D2 and C-3PO deserve their moment in the spotlight. The Star Wars – R2D2 & CP30 – New Tin Dome Lunch Box honors the mechanical men in a classic pre-Disney setting. There may not be any Disneyland park mascots on the lunchbox now, but just like how George Lucas re-invented the past, we should be seeing Captain EO flying in any time now…

Robots don’t eat much. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t make for excellent dining companions — especially when they carry your lunch. The Star Wars Thermos R2D2 Novelty Lunch Kit with Lights and Sound looks to not only lend a helping hand (or perhaps, some fancy retractable gadget), but he also apparently supplies mood lighting and pleasant conversation. Or beeps and whistles as the case may be. But no worries if you don’t understand the little helper, at least he won’t be talking with his mouth full!

Trekkies, rumor has it, are an obsessive bunch. So too, perhaps, are the salt-spillers of the world. Clearly then, there can be only one solution for the Trekkie who feels the need to toss a pinch of salt over their left shoulder after knocking over the shaker. Westland Giftware Star Trek Command Insignia Salt and Pepper Shakers to the rescue!

Standing at the ready on the table top, the pair are held in place with a small magnet. As for the conundrum of how salt spilled on the floor is different than salt tossed on to the floor, well, let’s just say they are and leave it at that. Kind of like how Trekkies had to learn to accept the reboot.

I would order Domino’s Japan just to get it delivered in an R2-D2 box. Throw in some lightsaber utensils and I’d order it again to make sure I could get both the fork and the spoon (a spoon??). But eat Domino’s and watch Star Wars Episode One The Phantom Menace? Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. One can only handle so much!

(Via Boing Boing)

Until that time when Han In Carbonite Popsicle Mold becomes a reality in our freezers, his ship will have to do. You don’t have to travel to a galaxy far, far away to get your hands your very own Kotobukiya Star Wars Millennium Falcon Silicone Ice Tray. And if you really have your heart set on a frozen Han popsicle treat, the company does offer the Kotobukiya Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Silicon Tray, as well as general-use molds for R2-D2, Darth Vader, Storm Troopers and X-wing fighters. Yikes! That’s a lot of cold Star Wars!

Product Description:
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon ice tray comes blasting in from Hyperspace. Create Ice, Jello, Chocolate, cookies, etc in the shape of the Millennium Falcon. The Millenium Falcon silicone ice tray is heat (230 celcius or 446F) and cold resistant, as well as oven and microwave safe! Great for baking or freezing. Add some fun to your parties with Star Wars ice cubes and treats!