Wow, that was quick. Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions. Here is the full description. Yes,… Continue reading The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener
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I Can Has Bottle Opener
Oh, those kitties. Always trying to get attention by pawing whatever you are doing. Whether reading a book, working on the computer or just lazing about, the cat wants to be involved. And drink a beer with you too. The SODIAL(R) Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift is a bottle opener… Continue reading I Can Has Bottle Opener
A Beer Koozie And A Budweiser Grill Master Apron
Whether you say coozie or koozie, coosie or kozy, one thing matters most and that is if it keeps your beer cozy and kold, err, cold. Oh, and that it comes in a BBQ apron. The Budweiser “Grill Master” Apron Kit covers all the bases, from the “insulated storage pocket,” to the included grill accessories,… Continue reading A Beer Koozie And A Budweiser Grill Master Apron
Behold, The Butterfly Fork!
A butterfly knife may make a great presentation when it gets whipped out, but you can’t eat anything with it. (Plus, a fast-moving blade lends itself a little too well to nicks and cuts.) But finally, there is a way to combine eating with snazzy utensil moves. The Azan Training Practice Harmless Butterfly Fork offers… Continue reading Behold, The Butterfly Fork!
Zombie Hand Bottle Opener
Beeeeeeeeer. Wait, I mean braaaaaaaiiiinss. Oh wait, no that was right: Beeeeeeeeeerrr. Product Description: Are you ready to lay to rest your disgusting, half-dead bottle opener? You need the fantastic Zombie Hand Bottle Opener from the NeatoShop. This amazing handcrafted church key can and bottle opener combo looks like a gruesome zombie hand. Make a… Continue reading Zombie Hand Bottle Opener
Who Wants Some (More) Wine?
It’s the weekend–who wants another glass of wine?