Hot cocoa is a relatively benign drink. Warm, chocolately and sweet, it’s a nice occasional treat, but it doesn’t provide much of a kick. No surprise then, that people like to dress it up with marshmallows. Evil marshmallows.

The physical manifestation of Gozer aside, these are no normal marshmallows. Blessed Cursed Possessed with 100-mg of caffeine each, the marshmallows supply about the same kick as a cup of coffee. Delivered in a collectible rubbery box, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows make it easy to stay alert through a long night of ghostbusting.

Flasks are generally meant to be used with a certain degree of stealth in mind. Classically used to carry booze into places where booze isn’t supposed to be carried into, flasks provide a way to sneak a sip without drawing attention to oneself. Fill with whiskey or vodka and enjoy as needed.

For those who like to boldly proclaim their drink of choice, the True Fabrications 6-Ounce Acrylic Flask provides the means. The 3-inch by 5-inch by 1-inch flask mimics what any other flask is capable of, but does so with a see-through acrylic body. If asked, just remember: whiskey looks like iced tea and vodka is as clear as water. Jagermeister? You are on your own.

Everybody loves the magic of magnets, especially when they are miraculously embedded in a beechwood trivet. But when this Staub Round Magnetic Trivet arrives at the table, there is no need to revert to primate behavior and start throwing stuff: it’s just one of man’s own creations.

Available in two diameters, 6.5-inches and 9-inches, the handy trivets stick to cast iron and–don’t be surprised–other magnetic cookware, allowing for hot pots and pans to be used directly at the table. So everyone can set down for dinner and have a peaceful meal with no worries of leaving any marks. Unless your name is Tila Tequila.

When life gives you lemons, make hot dogs!

Everybody is feeling the pinch these days: from the big bosses at the largest multinational corporations to the littlest CEO’s. Like any reasonable businessperson might conclude, the key to survival is diversification. In such a competitive market, it is advice every business can benefit from. Even the lemonade stand.

You have to offer your customers something more in this economy, and what do people want? Why, hot dogs, of course! The TOP DAWG Commercial 7 Roller Hot Dog Machine With Cover by Great Northern Popcorn is your ticket to the better life through increased sales. Fierce competition is nothing to take lightly, and with a little capital expenditure now, the future can look both bright and tasty. And hey, when the kids grow up, you got yourself a hot dog machine. See, economics can be fun! Or at least delicious.

Summer is in high gear as is the rush to cool down. Last one into the pool may be a rotten egg, but the last one out of the pool most certainly is not. Especially when there is no call to ever leave it.

The Big Bobber Floating Beverage Cooler holds up to a twelve-pack and floats conveniently next to you in the pool. Need a cool down? Just reach over and crack open another beer or soda. Toss the empty to the side, and you’ll never have to leave the pool again. Unless of course they got that purple stuff in the water…

It’s hard to consider an Eggo as something necessary to take extra steps to protect, but then again, when you get your hands on one it’s apparently hard to leggo. While a well-designed marketing catch phrase may have increased Eggo paranoia for all time, usually concern for the frozen waffles doesn’t extend to the freezer. The Helman WSC-054 Eggo Waffle Storage Container would like to change that. While it may not come with a catchy slogan, the storage container for the freezer saves space while keeping the precious waffles safe and sound in an airtight environment. Frost-free Eggos can finally be yours. (Or for whoever gets ‘em first.)