I have no problem if somebody wants to shell out $69 for a hot dog. (Even in New York, where hot dogs are plentiful.) Serendipity 3, the New York eatery, lets diners do just that. What I do take issue with however, is that the thing is clearly served with ketchup. Now that I just can’t take seriously.

(Via Born Rich and The Independent)

This 16 Shot Roulette Drinking Game makes nobody a winner. And no, not because letting a little metal ball dictate you’re level of drunkenness isn’t classy, but simply because there aren’t enough shot glasses! Clearly, to get the job done right, you need to pick up an extra set and double down.

Product Description:
The Quaffer is a patented shot glass with a built-in chaser. It measures 2.25oz on the bottom and 1.25oz on top. You put any chaser in the bottom and any liquor on top. The liquids will stay separated until consumed.

Two (2) Plastic Quaffer Shot Glasses – Jigger Double Bubble Snorkle

Oh, okay. Makes sense now. Good thing it’s Friday.

Just because Japan got it first, doesn’t mean that zombies are any less delicious; Zombie Jerky is finally here! Now, delicious zombie meat can be yours in convenient to-go sized packages.

…and if you are curious as to how Zombie Jerky is made, check out Harcos Laboratory for the story of USDA approval.

Want a real way to keep ants away from your picnic? Eat them. No, not those tiny little walking black dots that get lost in the folds of the picnic blanket. To truly get their attention, you need to gobble up their leaders like you’re Andrew Zimmern. These Giant Toasted Leafcutter Ants from ThinkGeek are just the thing. Real, edible ants, toasted just for you and put in a jar—just like any other snack. Each ant measures about an inch long and are said to have a nutty, bacon-like taste—a perfect compliment for the cold fried chicken and potato salad.

Ah, dammit! Brussels sprouts again?!? Heh heh.

Apparently Mickey Mouse is very particular about what gets put on his dinner plate. Don’t get the mouse angry; you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Better stick to the cheese.

Disney Mickey Mouse Comic Plate Set