Stay Classy, Hot Dog Toaster

When you’re in the market for a hot dog toaster, it’s important to keep it classy. Actually, it’s not very hard to do; what kitchen décor isn’t improved with the addition of a hot dog-making appliance? Why none, of course.

Two New Retractable Cord Toasters Unfurled

Toasters tend to be rather stationary devices: you find a place for one on the counter, and then just let it be. Features that are more often seen in the more mobile of appliances rarely make it to the toaster. Appliances like food processors and blenders are the appliances that generally benefit from space-saving features… Continue reading Two New Retractable Cord Toasters Unfurled

Somebody Please Tell This Toaster That Toast Is Supposed To Come In Pairs

It was a particularly cruel day in marketing hell when they decided to convince the masses that ‘mini’ was a desirable quality in products. It was probably the backlash against super-sizing that caused the word ‘mini’ to be applied to all things food-related, so considering those fast-food origins it’s not a total loss. Paying the… Continue reading Somebody Please Tell This Toaster That Toast Is Supposed To Come In Pairs

Tunes From The Toaster

As far as kitchen appliances go, the toaster is pretty much the party animal of the bunch. Either that or the class clown. But no matter which way you look at it, there’s no denying that the ubiquitous little countertop appliance sees its share of gimmicks. Gadgets and gizmos routinely get attached to the machine,… Continue reading Tunes From The Toaster