Sea stones and the delicate nature of wine stemware usually don’t mix. (Unless imbibing by the sea, of course.) However, that’s exactly what these Sea Stones Stone-Stemmed 12-Ounce Wine Glasses have gone and done. Literally.

Product Features:

* 2 Stone stemmed wine glasses
* Contemporary glasses made entirely from recycled glass and stone
* Stone wine glasses embody an intriguing sword-in-the-stone design and feel great in your hand
* Can be used for red wine, white wine and as a water goblet; dishwasher safe; air dry
* Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects; Made in the US

Yikes! That is one spiky cat.

Be careful reaching for that wine–it looks like the Hand Made Designer Wineholder “Cat Kitten Pet” Wine Holder doesn’t want to share! Happy Friday the 13th!

The RedEnvelope Hootch-Owl, that’s who!

It has all the important elements one might want to find in a corkscrew that looks like an owl:

* made from vintage-styled metal
* double lever style corkscrew
* modeled after a 1930s era corkscrew
* marked with the words Hootch-Owl

…and of course, the fact that it opens bottles of wine quickly and easily. Hoot!

Product Description:
In wine, there is wisdom. So who better to open the path to enlightenment than this sage old owl? Modeled after the famous hootch owl design from the 1930s, this double-lever corkscrew is as powerful as it is charming. The wings feature bottle openers, making it a multi-functioning tool for every bar. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.

Wine is meant to be shared with others. And that means getting it to these ‘others.’ For the (apparently only on a men’s) bike-bound, the Bicycle Wine Rack looks to lend a hand. Just don’t slam on the brakes while cycling to your destination. Perhaps the whole shebang would slide forward and the wine bottle would stay nestled in the holder, or perhaps the inertia will carry the wine and bottle forward leaving the base holder behind. Perhaps the neck end would then twist so as to stall the bottle from smashing to the ground. Perhaps it would work. For $35 you can find out. Recommended for Two Buck Chuck.

Moonshine. Hooch. Juice. White Lightning. Mountain Dew.

Whatever you call it, cheers!

Get your weekend started right with the Redneck Mason Jar Wine Glass.

Wine has been enjoyed for millennia. That’s a lot of lost drips and drops of wine. Put an end to the madness (and look good doing it) with the Crystal Wine Server. History will thank you. And it’s only $5.95.