Just because Japan got it first, doesn’t mean that zombies are any less delicious; Zombie Jerky is finally here! Now, delicious zombie meat can be yours in convenient to-go sized packages. …and if you are curious as to how Zombie Jerky is made, check out Harcos Laboratory for the story of USDA approval.
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Never Waste A Zombie Again
Aside from the moral considerations, wasting food is a terrible way to stretch your food dollar. What with the price of zombies going up all the time, one cannot afford to not harvest every single drop. Not to mention all the hard work it requires to prepare a zombie. Luckily there are suppliers willing to… Continue reading Never Waste A Zombie Again
In Zombiefied Japan, You Eat The Zombies
Zombies never go out of style. Luckily, when salted just right, they never spoil either. Then again, since they’re already dead, they are already pretty much spoiled, but apparently zombies taste good in that condition. In any event, when in Japan you can pick up a bag of Zombie Jerky for about $4.50 (399 yen)… Continue reading In Zombiefied Japan, You Eat The Zombies
Serving chef-brain soup
Zombies may always in style, but this chef hat doesn’t contain any brains. Sorry. Well, unless you put them in yourself. In which case you might be a zombie. But if that were true, you would have no need to purchase this Revol Porcelain Chef Hat Server, because you can just go out and get… Continue reading Serving chef-brain soup
Zombie-bait salt and pepper shakers
Trying to catch a zombie? You’ll need some bait. That is unless you wish to put your own braaaaaains at risk. While Brain Salt and Pepper Shakers might not contain all the smarty goodness that zombies crave, the discerning zombie will surely seek out a way to season their victim’s braaaaaains. When not attracting zombies,… Continue reading Zombie-bait salt and pepper shakers